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Lawyers Continue to Refine the Art of the Stupid Question

Members of the Bar Disprove the Adage That There are No Dumb Inquiries

Language is a reflection of a culture’s preoccupations. Eskimos reportedly have hundreds of words for snow and ice conditions. Similarly, the number of American synonyms for slow-wittedness also approaches triple digits. For all of their training in logic and communications, members of the legal profession are not immune from the rashes of simple-mindedness that sometimes sweep our society. Witness the following updated compilation, taken from the Internet sources indicated.

From Courtroom Humor and Lawyer Jokes (Provided courtesy of Gavel2Gavel.com):

Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Attorney: Were you alone or by yourself?

Attorney: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Attorney: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Attorney: So -- You were gone until you returned?

Attorney: You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Attorney: Your Honor -- I'd like to strike the next question.

Attorney: Now -- You have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?

From The Legal Mind in Action (Provided courtesy of www.members.aol.com)

Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases, he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Attorney: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Attorney: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

From Lawyer Jokes; The Comedy Zone (Provided courtesy of comedy-zone.net)

Attorney: Did he kill you?

Attorney: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Attorney: How many times have you committed suicide?

Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.